No, I don't. That should be very clear; it's been months since I've posted. So no, nice try.
Well, what to say? So much happens every day, and I am never eager to give out information online. A blog is like a public diary, which to me is an oxymoron; if only I had realized this when I first started a blog, such a long while back. Oh well, it is what it is: the starved blog shall starve some more, no doubt, until it withers away into nothing...
Isn't that sweet?
Whatever, let's tear off this bandage. I'm in New York City, have been for nearly three weeks, and will be until the 31st of July. It's been an excellent learning experience, and I have also had a great deal of fun; no doubt I will continue to do so. I live in the West Village, which is (in my humble opinion) the best place to live on the island - Queens and Brooklyn seem pretty cool too. The West Village is well-situated by the Hudson (where I run) and has a neighborhood vibe that I have not found anywhere else in Manhattan. Besides, living in the West Village means I'm within walking distance of all the delicious food I could possibly want (I just indulged in pistachio and peanut butter-caramel ice cream from Cones, which is five minutes from my apartment, max). It is truly a fantastic area.
...And it makes up for the fact that the MongoDB (where I'm "working") office is located at 43rd and 7th...right next to Time Square. I don't much like Time Square; it functions as the sweaty, infected bellybutton of Manhattan (I also don't much like bellybuttons, but recognize the need for them). Anyway, "work" is great, and I actually do "work"--stop that! I do work! Thank you!
Somewhat manic smile... Don't fret, Henry's still alive.
The Guggenheim is cool, the Highline is cool, Chelsea Market is waaaaaayyyyyyyy cool... I like calories. It's, like, whatever... Yep. (To the tune of "Meow Meow:) Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum--can I go home now? I hate this gig... Which I realize I force myself to continue... Yeah, I'm leaving. See you later.
Hole-in-the-wall theater in Brooklyn... Saw a show here that was better than some of what I've seen on Broadway. Also, the tinfoil wall-lining was 100% legit.
Oh hello, Public Library. You are a thing of beauty.
Hello, poignant street art from Brooklyn.
Have a lovely evening not blogging,
Scout, the Reluctant Blogger
91st Street Garden at Riverside Park: site of the final scene in "You've Got Mail". Very beautiful; the picture does not do it justice. (Come on, Snapchat.)