In More Recent News...

My dad went to Costco yesterday and brought back a twin pack of Nutella - evidence of the mayhem incited by our mother's absence (she's chilling in Costa Rica), and a monumental day in Asay family history. I must exercise my discipline moooorrre. Well, right after I finish eating a third of this container, while simultaneously sobbing because the orthodontist is trying to kill me. 

Sherlock said, "It's a two pack problem." I'm paraphrasing. 

I got my first ticket! I am not excited about this... Did you think I was? The cause was my lack of "stop" at a stop sign when I was turning right - no vi ningún signo de parada; ¿usted?

BuzzFeed is ruining my life, ie, will to work. WHY MUST YOU BE SO ENTERTAINING AND CLEVER, BUZZFEED? WHHHHYYYYY??? 

To all of you who were wondering if "yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssss" was still a thing: it will always be a thing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTJoH-xBCxQ (For those of you who are not pop culture gurus and require some catching up.)

I lost my iPod car connector - which begs the question, HOW? - and my disc lineup in meager: Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge* soundtrack (Bollywood), The Music Man (what, you don't want to listen to "Goodnight, My Someone" at 7am? Yeah, neither do I), some singer-songwriter chick (I have absolutely no idea who she is or where the disc came from), Billy Collins reading a selection of his poetry, Paul Simon, and Cat Stevens. I have a sneaking suspicion that Weezer is hiding under the passenger seat. 

A section of the section of IB Film that I'm friends with (definitely did that just to trip you up) selected me to act in their horror film for Halloween, along with some other friends, like PETER! Quite the experience, let me tell you! It involved several trips to a horrid abandoned house (in Bountiful, no less) filled with trash and junk, and fake blood, of course, and a ton of sass and paranormal activity. The people involved were fun; "Can't Jack just beat me?" If the editing is ever completed, I'll post the finished product here, because it's most likely very entertaining, no matter the reasons... Film people are weird. 

 Tyrone and I had to act kitschy; you can't blame us for this selfie. 

Also, his name is not Tyrone, though it does start with a "T".

Oh yeah, and then there's this beauty:

http://entertainment.time.com/2013/10/27/snl-made-fun-of-all-your-favorite-wes-anderson-movies-last-night/

Between this and the trailer for The Grand Budapest Hotel (!!!!!!!), I could easily do no homework for at least two weeks. 

Well, but then this happened: 

Rezo que mis padres todavía no lean mi blog.

I had it coming,
Scout

* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7NVIwO8_pI